Enzo Gucci.

Throw A KIT!

2007-09-06T03:16:00.000-07:00

Smartest Girl in the States

2007-08-29T22:21:00.000-07:00

Enzo Gucci gives her a 9 in the looks department, and a 1.5 in the intelligence department. Using complex mathematics:

9+1.5 / 2

we can give her an average overall rating of 5.25.

But, since being attractive is proabably more important than being intelligent she gets an additional 3 bonus points, which brings here to an 8.25, a very respectable overall score.

T Shirt Design, Part II

2007-08-27T16:46:00.000-07:00

When it comes to style, Enzo Gucci doesn't usualy wear T Shirts that cost less than $50USD.

This shirt, however, was designed for Team Bearclaw by me, Enzo Gucci. It took me around 10 (valuable) minutes to complete. Given my usual work rate of $1,200/hr, we can assume that this shirt is worth around $200USD, regardless of how much it actualy retails for.

There is also a picture that deserves some attention. This is the current Cat 5 World Champion, Lyle:

As you can see, he is Holding a Trophy and wearing gold medals around his neck. That is all.

2007-08-14T13:17:00.001-07:00

Here is a new t shirt design. It took somewhere between 5 minutes and 8 hours for me to create. You be the judge. I think it's safe to say that this shirt will scare most people into a dark corner. I think it is also safe to say that 99% of women will find this shirt irresistable.

Welcome

2007-08-08T22:59:00.000-07:00

You are currently reading what will soon become the best blog known to man. My name is Enzo Gucci, and while I may not be the reason Team Bearclaw wins so many races, I am the reason they look so good.